All aboard the Golden Mean

Port, Starboard and Friends

2010-03-26T20:28:00.014Z

Huge thanks to Toni for these beautiful pictures of the crew (and shipmates).

Approaching one year since The Great Voyage

2010-03-09T16:32:00.003Z

Hoping to facilitate the advent of a new season, I entered into a little Spring cleaning on board and discovered, tucked away 'somewhere safe', these words, written by Lindsay, our previous nautical neighbour at Penton Hook Marina. They were a parting gift to us as, after six happy years, we departed that mooring at the end of Pontoon N, for waterways new in Norfolk. As we relive the preparations that we underwent a year ago, it seems an appropriate time to air them. Thank you Lindsay and Mike for these kind and perceptive words, we hope that the Thames at Laleham continues to be kind towards you. Maybe one day our rivers will cross again.

We were sitting atop Panacea one sunny day and two young people walked along the pontoon to view a wonderful sailing barge that had been on the market for a while. We had seen people come and go as they considered the purchase thereof, but no one seemed to settle on it. the owner visited occasionally to make sure all was well but nothing more than that... then.... a few questions, a little dialogue and before long Golden Mean had new owners.

Gradually with tender loving care, determination and hard work these new owners enticed Golden Mean into submission and smooth water lay ahead. Water rat days of sunshine shimmering on a glassy river, kingfishers darting into the willows, anchors at sundown, peace and tranquility... coffee at Laleham, wine on deck, supper inside....

Cookham Church, wedding bells and shepherds pie, water taxis and happy folk - Golden Mean the perfect ratio, the perfect balance.

Into the world came two little people whose lives quietly and calmly enriched those around them. What is it about the river that draws us to it and gives us such peace and affinity? Whatever it is these little people are part of a wonderful lifestyle and are guided by two loving and caring parents.

It's Magic, in more ways than one, and Mr Pawsworthy's claws along the pontoon early in the morning are so0n to be missed as we go our separate ways.

We will miss you both, we will miss your two little people, we will miss Magic and we will miss Golden Mean.

May joy and happiness be always yours and may our rivers cross again.

Approaching first Christmas in Norfolk

2009-12-13T18:40:00.010Z

No. 1 with Port and Starboard

Our Christmas lights are hauled up the mast. The star of David will be lit on Christmas Day (aka the steaming light!) The arrival of the lights sparked some inter-marina lighting competition, we're still awaiting the results from the judge; Maureen in the shop.

Port and Starboard having a dress rehearsal for cousin Elliot's 3rd birthday

Port and Starboard ready for the off on an Autumnal morning

Six Months On

2009-09-05T20:34:00.002+01:00

It seems incredible that in just a few days it will have been half a year since we rounded the break water into the port of Lowestoft, to start a new chapter of our lives. There is something poetic about a small boat coming in from the sea after a long journey. It was truly a leap of faith because turning that boat around in order to return back, for weather reasons alone, was not an option at that point. We had made the break. As I look back now I can remember our high expectations of what might lie before us, but I couldn't have predicted what I know now. We had with hindsight taken the very first weather window available and this paid huge dividends. The seasons seem so vibrant here and it was lovely to arrive just as Spring was starting. It feels like we arrived at the beginning - rather than half way through. We knew nobody then so getting to know our environment just as it was coming alive was a welcome in its own way. The children and the dog are effective ways of getting to know people and we made full use of all the kids' group activities going on in the area. Living on a boat with two children and a guide dog is always fertile ground for conversation and the people of Beccles seemed genuinely interested and supportive. We discovered the Catholic church and got to know some lovely families there. The priest (a Downside monk), was especially welcoming and soon we felt like we’d been in the parish for years. We just made the effort to meet people and get involved, but we were unaware of how much we'd integrated into the local community until Hilary put on her musical in the village hall. We asked everyone we knew if they wanted to come - and they all turned up. It was encouraging to see about 60 people, all of whom we had only known for a few months. We are starting to become established here and it’s a good feeling. If you were standing on a lonely headland on 6th April you might have noticed a little sailing boat heading north. Don’t worry about not seeing it return South, they've found a new home port.

A giant leap forward

2009-07-27T16:22:00.001+01:00

What’s it like sailing on the Broads? We have been asking ourselves that for some time. Once we actually sailed on the Thames from Penton hook to Chertsey, in full sail followed by onlookers running down their gardens with cameras. The bridge at Chertsey forced us to pull all the sails down after what was an ‘all too short’ taster. The sail up to Norfolk on the sea was done in less than favourable sailing conditions due to lack of wind and time constraints. Our intended sail from Yarmouth to Lowestoft was cancelled due to a rough sea state. So, with childcare on hand and conditions inland looking good we set about rigging the boat. If this was our moment then we’d get everything ready including the bow sprit, as we had learned that the sails forward of the mast were important to balance out the power of the main sail. We had also just fitted a new depth sounder to the boat and had established that 2 metres under the hull should be adequate depth; with the lee board down. After about two hours of preparation we were finally ready to cast off and once passed the swing bridge would start raising the sails. On approach to the bridge we noticed they were displaying two flags: denoting that the bridge was out of order. Typical, I thought, after all this effort we were to be thwarted yet again. Fluorescent jackets could be seen on the bridge so perhaps all was not lost. As we moored to wait I reminded the captain that the bow sprit was out, which was just as well because we were mooring behind the boat owned by the parents of Chris who had helped us up from London. A twelve foot pole punched through the back of that boat was going to do nothing for inter-boat relations, or our confidence, in what must be admitted is quite an ambitious undertaking. After a catch up with Chris’s dad someone announced that the bridge was opening. We set off, with our friends’ boat behind under engine, but quickly decided that we’d slow down and let them by as if things were to go wrong we’d rather do it without an audience. The leeboard was dropped and the long process of raising the main started. It’s heavy work and can be done hydraulically but we opted to take it slowly in case anything jammed. Then the stay sail went up followed by the furling head sail - which did indeed jam, for reasons I won’t go into but it involved me sliding out down the bow sprit and giving the drum a manual turn. The sail then spun out to full size causing the bow sprit to shudder in a most unnerving way, prompting me to safely return to the boat. All this was done in a section of the river that put us head to wind and the captain admirably kept her cool keeping the boat on track throughout all these goings on. The river then turned to put the wind on our side - or even slightly astern - which helped stabilise the sails and finally we were underway. One engine went off and the other reduced to an out of gear idle. Once happy the captain shut this engine down too and all was quiet except for the creaking of ropes and the sound of water. We’d been making 4.5 mph over the ground against the tide, which is frankly quite fast enough, when we rounded a bend to see a hire boat with a child at the controls right in our path. Helm control was positive so the expected roar of engines never happened, however the blast of Golden Mean’s horn was enough to raise the child’s father who swiftly got their boat onto their side of the river. We sailed on across Haddiscoe marshes with a freshening breeze powering us on our way from a forgiving angle. There was one more tricky moment as the depth sounder registered less than 2 metres but nothing indicated that we’d made contact with anything. And then, all too quickly, we were back home. The sails came down easily and the captain did another of her textbook moorings. We opened up a bottle of champagne to celebrate what undoubtedly is a giant leap forward for the crew of Golden Mean.

Castaway on the Southern rivers

2009-07-24T15:56:00.011+01:00

On 16th July 2005, Golden Mean played host to a wedding reception on a small island in the Thames in Berkshire. Four years to the day later we cast off from a small marina in the Waveney valley, with two small live-in crew members (not present at the wedding reception), one ship's hound and the mothers of the bride and groom who have now been promoted to the titles of 'granny' (or variations on that theme). In addition we have a third Granny on board; 'Granny Crew', who, in her role as ableseawoman, friend and Pyrenean walking companion to the paternal grandmother, and general 'good egg', has been adopted by Port and Starboard and is an essential part of the team on such adventures. Our mission: to collect Granny Partridge from the station in Norwich. In order to avoid the tedium of a 30 minute car journey we decided in our wisdom to cruise to Norwich, heading north on the Waveney through St Olaves where we would de-mast to go under the first fixed bridge at Haddiscoe. We would then continue up the New Cut to Reedham and join the river Yare travelling in a Westerly direction to Norwich. At just under 11 feet our air draught did not permit us to travel the full distance to the yacht station conveniently located opposite the train station, however we did make it as far as Whitlingham Country Park on the outskirts of the city before securing a suitable mooring and receiving the aforementioned GP via taxi. On the return leg we stopped just north of Somerleyton (famous for it's red brick making in the 1800s) and re-rigged the boat ready for our first river sailing. With two grannies on childcare and the third on sail trimming, we successfully sailed from the swing bridge at Somerleyton back to the Waveney River Centre. Nothing broke, nobody fell out (or in) no last minute jibes and no collisions. We were lucky - and pretty pleased with ourselves I don't mind admitting. Our only regret was that we didn't position somebody outside the marina where there is a spectacular view for several miles across the marsh where a large tan sail would have been gliding seamlessly across the horizon on the evening of Monday 20th July. It's a little hard to get more than a quarter of the sail in shot from the deck. However there is now no doubt that we will repeat the experience and we will ensure that we have camerapersons at the ready across the marsh next time. Here is a backing track for our first Broadland voyage! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3V_bfnHUk8

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Now hear this! William Blythe would be proud of you Port. Granny Crew supervises the raising of the mast. No.1 is doing the winching down below!Granny Partridge and Grandmajo take to the hills (Herringfleet marsh) with Port and Starboard, whilst Golden Mean is prepared for some river sailing Granny Port and Granny Starboard!

Port and Starboard take their Grannies for a tour of Reedham quay, whilst the Captain ponders how best to extract Golden Mean from a very tight spot, in a very strong current...

Sundowners at the Woods End Tavern, Bramerton

Now this grassy mooring reminds me of Shepperton (although a lot less busy).... and it's a popular spot for fishing too. Grandmajo found a chap who had just caught a 7lb bream (I'm pleased to say he returned it to the Yare after he got the obligatory photo)

Safely moored at Reedham with the 104 year old swing bridge in the background.

Intrepid explorers set out from a woodland mooring at Brundall for the quiet backwaters of Surlingham Broad

Granny Crew teaches Starboard a few nautical tricks, whilst the ship's hound keeps a look out

Starboard enjoys Surlingham Broad and trailing her fingers in the water

Whilst Port is an old hand and takes a turn on the tiller later

We love these woody hide-outs. Even when the tide goes out at 3am and we all wake up on the tilt!

Alongside Whitlingham Country park in Norwich, awaiting collection of Granny Partridge.

Stretching our legs on Buckenham marshes

The gaff and boom are reattached after the last non lifting bridge at St Olaves, on our homeward stretch South

A long view over Buckenham marsh

The new walkway makes a mooring like this much easier, although Magic got a bit of time to get used to using it. Our bow is tied to a tree and our stern to the sign saying 'End of water-ski area'.

Back in the early days on the Broads, sailing with the square sail on Oulton Dyke with four of our children's godparents on board.

Golden Mean gently lowered by (the very capable) Steve and Max

2009-06-11T20:39:00.007+01:00

Things are literally up in the air

2009-06-11T20:05:00.004+01:00

If you had turned up ten minutes earlier you would have seen Golden Mean reversing down a long narrow dyke trying to miss lots of cruisers moored stern on, on her way to the lifting basin. Once in the basin, with the 'lift here' stickers on the hull lined up with the wide straps hanging down under the water, the crane is moved into place. Although the mast remained up, a little tweaking was necessary to take the weight of the boom whilst the topping lift halyard was loosened to enable her to be raised to a sufficient height to have her bottom inspected, so to speak.

And up she goes! So which one is the Port rudder and which one is Starboard?

This one is Port!

Where's your bunk, Starboard?

Welcome to the Waveney River Centre - just don't be delivering anything in a big lorry today because Golden Mean is taking up most of the entrance!

Antifoul applied, rudders straightened and transducer fitted and she's ready to go back in. They don't hang about these guys.

Meanwhile Port Attenborough examines some long grasses on our woodland walk....

... glad to be back on board, Starboard knows where the Captain sits (although she is showing rather more leg than the usual skipper).

2009-05-22T20:07:00.002+01:00

Have you viewed the video clip of our Thames departure yet? If not, scroll down to the first May entry and take a look. Don't forget your hankie!

The little part of East Anglia that we now call home

2009-05-22T14:18:00.008+01:00

Some very good friends of old (as opposed to old friends) arrived on Tuesday in their sailing yacht Nutshell, stopping over on their way from Ipswich to Wells (North Norfolk).

We thought we'd left London behind... only to find THIS on our doorstep this morning! Port looked out of the cockpit with surprise and said 'Bus waiting for me!' - and promptly invited himself in for a tour. It belongs to Gary and Carol from Essex and is fitted out beautifully for camping. Now there's an idea.....

Peter's boat 'Nutshell' arriving in Beccles (with No.1 on board and Port and Starboard waving from the bank)

Nutshell arrives at the Waveney River Centre. We were treated to a sumptious breakfast on board yesterday - what a luxury!

A typical view over the marshes towards Somerleyton from one of our local walks. Magic is in seventh heaven and even manages to cast off his guide dog inhibitions and chase the occasional rabbit.... (shhh).

Our regular short circular walk past the bluebell woods.

Worm's eye view over the dandelion heads

Port running through puddles alongside the marsh 'The Wild Wood'

A very local family of Alpacas

A visit to see Mummy's old pet donkey Oscar in the Northern Broads ... and Port gets a ride in the biggest tractor he's ever seen!

Bluebells

Our grateful thanks to Uncle Dommy for his talent and generosity in producing this emotive clip!

2009-05-19T08:51:00.002+01:00

Picture Postcards of the Broads

2009-04-12T12:41:00.003+01:00

Port is happy to be living next door to an indoor pool! Our FABULOUS crew, the evening we arrived. (The dog belongs to Chris and is called Digby....)

Burgh St Peter Church, just outside the marina

The final few moments and Starboard needs a chocolate finger to keep her going until we arrive

Golden Mean is in the centre of this picture, honest...

The barrier again

A typical Broads scene with the mast appearing through reedsOn approach to the marina

The mooring wasn't easy but we made it!

Lowestoft Harbour Lifting Bridge and Oulton Broad

2009-04-08T10:08:00.001+01:00

Harwich harbour and the crew

2009-04-08T10:01:00.002+01:00

Leaving Harwich pier 'the morning after' (still a bit misty!)

"Can we really smell bacon or are we hallucinating...?"

Starboard

Port

2009-04-08T09:57:00.002+01:00

A container ship (which looked a lot bigger in reality!) I could do this single handed!

We are sailing!

Lift the boom chaps

The Great Voyage: Part 3

2009-04-08T09:51:00.003+01:00

Some shots of Golden Mean going through the Thames Barrier and under the QEII Bridge

Gold 'n Mean

2009-04-08T09:31:00.005+01:00

It was one of those days when you wouldn’t be anywhere else. The sun was shining and the engines were off. Golden Mean's sails were all out and we were making moderate progress in the gentle breeze. She’s a completely different boat under sail, shouldering over at a sedate angle, the rhythmic slosh of water around her bows. It was a golden few hours, but everything would change oh so rapidly and we would call upon a very different side to her character. We’d been enjoying the sailing but the breeze was light and our average speed of five knots was dropping off; edging us towards an arrival in Shotley after dark, which we were keen to avoid. We motored on and about an hour out of port our helm noticed it for the first time. A huge wall of fog was rolling in from the open sea. Two sailing boats were away on the horizon and the further one simply vanished. The second was consumed just a few minutes later demonstrating the speed fog can move. Without radar and approaching Harwich and Felixstow the busiest container ports in the UK we did not want to be caught out in the fog any longer than we could possibly manage. Speed was increased and I went below decks to look after Starboard. Her huge blue eyes sparkled as she gave one of her beautiful smiles. At that exact moment I heard the command to go to maximum power. Golden Mean's engines bellowed and the response was dramatic. Like a lioness protecting her cubs she gave it all she’d got. Get them home, get them in, get them safe she roared . The North Sea streamed by at 1200 ft/min. 140 thousand watts of raw power churned below, erupting in a boiling tumult several metres astern. Our navigator had made some swift calculations and changed our final destination to the life boat pier at Harwich. We rocketed up the harbour like a whipped mustang. Every second counted now. The white curtain rapidly approached but so did our destination. Then suddenly we were engulfed. Visibility was down to fifty feet and we eased back to tick over on both engines. Some very careful navigation was called for now and as if by magic each marker buoy came out of the gloom like clockwork. Our helm knew the layout of the harbour as he worked in the town and this proved invaluable. With tremendous skill and taking continual GPS readings keeping us safely out of the shipping lanes we thankfully arrived and moored behind the pier where he often eats his sandwiches. Hooray for Joe and Chris and hooray for Golden Mean! Most days she’s golden but that night she was definitely mean. Oh crikey here comes the ferry! Now where’s the pub! No.1

Norfolk is Boootiful!

2009-04-07T08:07:00.003+01:00

At approximately 5.30pm last night, Monday 6th April, we arrived at our destination on the River Waveney which is on the Norfolk / Suffolk border (Norfolk side of the river!). We will be posting more detail later today, when we have had a chance to get ourselves organised and of course visit the famous 'blue slide'. We all very much enjoyed the journey but are absolutely DELIGHTED to be here. Grandmajo is with us today and Gramps will be coming up later. We hope to be reunited with Magic tomorrow - on his 3rd birthday. To be continued....

The Great Voyage: Part 2

2009-04-05T20:17:00.002+01:00

We left Queenborough at 0940 hours and shortly after 1900 hours we docked in Harwich on the pier. We had planned to go Shotley Marina nearby but in the last hour thick fog descended and the decision was taken to find mooring sooner. It was all eyes on deck searching for buoys and any other hazards such as ferries or the land! It was all rather tense (but cheerful) for a while as we searched for the pier with less than 50 feet of visibility. We passed another yacht which, like the buoys appeared from nowhere. We later heard on the VHF that she had suffered engine failure and the lifeboat had been sent to rescue her. Joe skillfully manoeuvred us into the only remaining mooring on the inside of the pier and with inches to spare we all breathed a huge sigh of relief to be safely tied up. About 3 minutes later an ENORMOUS ferry passed by where we had just come from. We had all heard the foghorn but were hoping and praying that it was something smaller! We had a super day and managed to get the mainsail up and sail with the engines off for about two hours, once through the narrow 'West Swin' channel. When the engines go off and the sails are up Golden Mean takes on a totally different feel, all is calmness and quiet, the boat heels gently but it's actually a lot smoother as the waves pass under her hull. The wind was very light - probably around a Force 2 but it was a good test for us all and everything seemed to function well, although I suspect there'll be some tweaking tomorrow before we set off. We even managed a skype call to Granny Partridge in Cape Town where she was introduced to the skipper. Tomorrow we aim to sail as much as possible and to reach Lowestoft Harbour where we will spend the night before making the short journey up the Waveney River to our berth on Tuesday. Weather permitting. We're all so much enjoying this huge adventure and owe a huge debt of gratitude to our two wonderful skippers, Joe and Chris, who keep us fully informed of all that is going on and - so long as they have a plentiful supply of hot chocolate and biscuits - get the very best from this able vessel and put up with our merry tribe. We could not do it without them and we hope this will be the beginning of many more great adventures together in and around the Norfolk Coast.

Sunday

2009-04-05T20:13:00.003+01:00

Lifting the boom getting ready for putting the mainsail up Early morning rubbish drop off by dinghy at Queenborough this morning

Saurday night: we've got you here.... now where's the pub?

No.1 and Port in the Thames Estuary

Queen Elizabeth II Bridge

Thames Barrier

Some pictures from Day One

2009-04-05T20:07:00.003+01:00

Port is trying to pretend he's not at sea and listening to his Nursery Rhymes... until he fell asleep on the sofa! Docklands

Starboard, approaching Tower Bridge

View from the kitchen porthole!!

Parliament

The Great Voyage: Part 1

2009-04-04T20:10:00.002+01:00

The journey has begun! This morning we waved goodbye to Paul, Sophie and Annabel on Chelsea Pier at 10.15am and were safely tied up to a visitor buoy at Queenborough by 6.40pm. We were followed by No.1's family alongside the river and photos were taken at the Dome, Thames Barrier and QEII bridge. The mast went up soon after the barrier but today's journey was done by motor. Our new skippers Joe and Chris went off in the dinghy for a swift half, handing over their lifejackets and the oars to No.1's parents who had been following by road and joined us for dinner. We saw a seal in the Thames before the barrier! We've all caught the sun and are now bushwhacked so I'll sign off and write more detail later.

Eureka, we're off!!!!

2009-04-03T10:37:00.004+01:00

After two weeks of waiting, finally our departure is imminent. Once again we are preparing the boat for a great sea voyage, but this time we're actually going to get past the Thames barrier! With a perfect weather and tide time window opening up we're taking advantage and departing from Chelsea Pier tomorrow morning at high tide, around 9.00am. We will travel with the tide, putting up the mast and rigging again after Tower Bridge and sailing onwards to the mouth of estuary, mo0ring somewhere on the North for the first night. We hope to make Harwich the second night and Lowestoft on the third. Today we will dismantle the boom and gaff, leaving them attached to the mainsail (and each other) and lower the mast. At high tide this evening we will go out of the harbour basin back on the pier for our last night at Chelsea.Keep an eye on our blog..... one crew member or another will be updating regularly! (We even had an email from Magic this morning) Port :-) Email from Magic: Hello everyone aboard the Golden Mean, I have moved in here and taken over as if I own the place really made myself at home again. The neighbours are pleased to see me again and do you know there is now a new little boy living next door who has been born since I left here, he gets the noises that dogs and birds make mixed up, so he says woof when he sees a bird. I’ve been on the bus and into shops quite a lot and do you know passengers on the bus remembered me, as did people in the shops, so I must be famous. The staff at the dentist made a big fuss of me and said how much I had grown. We went to the vets to get some anti-flea stuff for Morton and I got lots of cuddles from everyone, I like it. I had a great time when I saw Natasha and her younger sister Amy, we went for a country walk and they played with me and laughed a lot. Amy trod in a muddy cart rut and I found a lovely muddy patch to have a paddle in, bliss. We saw a cat in one of the fields and the girls asked if I would chase it but they were told ‘no’ so they were pleased. We also came across a noisy dog which was misbehaving and was still on its flexi lead but I just ignored it and walked on with the girls, they are much more interesting. Their grandparents live on the edge of the village and I remembered where their house was and sat very magnificently on the doorstep. June, their grandmother, opened the door and said hello so I walked right in just as I used to do, they laughed that I should remember where everything was. They said I was a very nice dog and very clever, they are amazed that I know my left and right etc. Gwen carried my harness so that the girls could see me all dressed up and knew what I look like when I’m working. They were pleased with this and we posed for a photo which their grandma took. When Dian and Malcolm came home Morton and I made a big noise and fuss and they found it quite difficult to get into the house. Dian stayed for the weekend and then took the cats home with her, but they are all coming to stay tonight so I will see them all again. We, Morton and I, have been helping in the garden; we’ve been eating grass and nibbling a few plants. It’s good when we help because we take our toys out with us and then we get played with by playing fetch etc. it’s nice to be with Morton again as we play together and share toys and beds, we have also been shopping together with Malcolm and Gwen but of course someone has to stay outside with Morton and we go to the park or the common to have our free runs. It was very frosty one morning and the last two days it has been very misty, today was the worst, but later on the day was nice so I expect it will be nice again today. I’m not sure if I have blotted my copy book or not. I’ve managed to pick up a few things, paper stuff mostly like unused hankies and socks when someone is trying to put them on or gloves. I got into the cloakroom and ate the rest of Malcolm’s coal tar soap, yummy, and his shaving soap stick which Gwen removed from my mouth and said it now looked like a pineapple with all my teeth marks on it. Malcolm laughed and when I can I rush in there and lick his shaving stick, well I did but it has vanished and I can’t find it anymore! Yesterday we went on the bus to Gt Baddow and when we waited for the bus to come home I saw an apple core by the bus stop but unfortunately so did G and M so I was not allowed to pick it up, but they didn’t see the one behind them and after a while I managed a long stretch and a lie down and reached it but it was removed from out of my mouth, foiled again! I must try to be more careful next time! I hope you are all well and that Starboard is over the chickenpox now. I miss looking after you all especially Thomas, I hope you are managing ok without me. Please don’t worry about me as I am well and having a fine old time. I’ve been able to meet up with the friends I had when I was just a young puppy, both dogs and people, and there are some new dogs on the block mostly younger than me but some retired G.D’s as well so it is quite exciting. Lots and lots of love from your special friend and family member Magic XXXX

So what did you do on Tuesday?

2009-03-31T20:09:00.008+01:00

Not a breath of wind in the air today and for once we breathed a sigh of relief. During Port and Starboard's lunchtime naps we attached and hoisted the mainsail. No mean feat. But it was worth it.

Fun in the sun

2009-03-30T20:46:00.003+01:00

So the sun doth shine but the wind still doth blow from a Northerly direction. So there is nothing for it other than to hang on until next week and enjoy the world around us in this unique part of the great metropolis. It's really very exciting with the helipad just across the river and 'copters buzzing about like bees around a honeypot. Starboard has taken over the cockpit (now open air) as her playpen and frankly she's impatient to get going. And there's no rest of the rest of us, she's even persuaded her big bro to push her around the playpark on someone else's bicycle. Port, fresh from near concussion having collided with his friend Annabel on the swing (she was swinging, he was aiming for a great big plastic dumper truck someone had left just the other side of the swing) , seemed quite happy to potter about pushing the handle. Talk about little fingers being wrapped.

After a hard day's furling sometimes all you can do is sit by the river and drink cappucino. That's what the Captain said anyway. The boys were happy to eat crisps, spot 'copters, goods trains, rubbish barges and discuss the potential destination of a floating log. Would it reach Port's friend Gabriel's house in Staines by high water?

To furl or not to furl

2009-03-30T20:42:00.002+01:00

No.1 sets off down the bowsprit to attach the furling headsail... however he says that the lifejacket that I insisted he wear has restricted his agility so he heads back to try another method.Now this looks a lot safer to me.

There she blows.

A cup of tea, slice of cake... and would you mind lifting the boom?

2009-03-29T11:03:00.005+01:00

Golden Mean rigged and ready for sails to be attached. As if by Magic .... up she goes. (No.1 winching below) Andy learning the ropes. Andy and David thought they were just coming round for a cup of tea.....

This reminds me of maypole dancing at school..... those ropes could get in a right tangle!

Canadian Douglas Fir

2009-03-29T10:50:00.002+01:00

The Captain is really impressed. No.1 has been working very hard. He has single handedly fished out countless halyards from where they were stowed under the bed in the front cabin, figured out which rope goes on which pulley, threaded them through with the mast still down. With the help of friends David and Andy, Saturday became the day that Golden Mean became properly 'dressed'. I mean rigged, of course. After a hailstorm and countless cups of tea the mast went up and the ropes all seem to be doing what they were intended to do. Then it was time to attach the very heavy boom and gaff. You need some substantial pieces of wood to support a sail area of 1150 square feet!

Our friend Sue popped in for coffee, and between her and David's Mum Denise, Port and Starboard were very well entertained whilst all the activity went on 'upstairs'.

Celeste with Denise and Andy, in a break between rope threading.

Not the local beach

2009-03-27T16:45:00.002Z

Now these feel a little like the Golden Mean throttles... but where's the steering wheel? Now let me show you how!

Our Knights in shining armour come to the rescue

2009-03-27T16:36:00.006Z

A welcome diversion from the waiting game: our friend Julie and two little godsons arrive for the day, and we discover a fabulous local playground. If this is the anchor.... how big was the ship??!

The piano's not on board so we may as well use the stool as a lunch table....

Where are we going Driver? Don't forget me!

2009-03-27T16:29:00.001Z

Getting to know Chelsea Harbour

2009-03-27T15:34:00.005Z

We're still here! I'm sorry to report that there have been no nautical developments with regard to our moving on to Norfolk. We're still keeping a vigilant eye on all the online weather forecasts but every day promises a different outcome; too windy, not windy enough, wrong wind direction .... and so we still have no departure yet. Even if we were to use the motor all the way (not desirable), going 'into wind' would mean it would be a rough ride, and we are not intending to put the family off sailing just yet! Having to take each day as it comes and not make any plans in advance will probably turn out to be good for us. It's rather like waiting for a standby flight and I've been trying to keep the vittles topped up and the boat ready, just in case we get the all clear to go at the last minute. With no van to hand we've been exploring the surrounding area by foot and bus which I have to admit seem to work very well. Port loves them and Starboard unfailingly falls asleep as soon as she gets on. We've caught up with old friends in the area and had lots of visits from friends and family who have been following our progress and just happen to be passing.

Off the river into the harbour

2009-03-25T17:49:00.004Z

This afternoon at high tide we moved off the pier into Chelsea harbour, as the pier is expecting other visitors tomorrow. Our neighbour Charmaine departs in her 70 foot Dutch barge for her new mooring in Gravesend tomorrow morning. She won't be going alone though, as the greylag geese who have been 'hanging around' since we got here laid some eggs on her deck this morning, so I think she might have a flying escort.

The tide was just about turning as we untied again for the first time since we arrived on Saturday, but the wind was gusting strongly blowing us upstream. It did confirm for us that it wouldn't be the right time to be at sea. However, despite the challenges, our skipper Paul brought us in safely without even a scratch on the side of the lock. The lifting bridge came up to let us in and the harbour master was ready in a RIB to act as a giant fender should we need it. The lifting bridge Inside the lock (both doors open as the river level inside the harbour and the main river at high tide are the same, although at low tide the harbour is inaccessible as the lock dries out completely)

Golden Mean almost looks small compared to the high cruisers moored inside Chelsea Harbour The next job is to rig the boat to check everything is in place for our voyage, then dismantle and lower mast again until we get past Tower Bridge. We are now just waiting for the right weather window to leave. We have no visitors on board tonight, just us four crew. We're missing Magic but know he is happy on holiday with his friend Morton and Mum Gwen.

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Time and tide wait for no man...

2009-03-25T12:17:00.002Z

Wednesday morning, 25th March But we have to wait for time and tide.... so here we are still at Chelsea, with friends popping in after work. Malcom who came by river taxi on the off chance we'd still be here and Hamish who popped in after an auction on Lots Road. And as for Uncle Charm, well he's been on the bottom bunk with Port for the last couple of nights. With Force 5 up to Gale 8 forecast it's unlikely we'll be heading off for another few days. 3 - 4 metre waves at sea: not inviting. Watch this space! Tuesday evening's entertainment: (L-R) No.1, Hamish, Grandmajo, Malcolm, Gramps and Uncle Charm.

Rock 'n' Roll at Chelsea

2009-03-23T11:42:00.008Z

We're still here at Chelsea waiting for the right combination of weather to depart. Today there is a strong Westerly breeze which is forecast to reach Force 7 later on. Far too windy for us to travel, despite being in the right direction. We seem to be rolling around a lot today, to the point where things are starting to roll off worktops. The children are just about managing to remain upright. Good preparation for our sea voyage. Glad I stocked some 'Joy Rides' tablets for Port, just in case.

Tuesday and Wednesday forecast North Westerlies which might work for our Easterly sail but not when we turn the corner North up the East Coasl, so Thursday looks like the earliest opportunity for our next leg, when the wind backs round to the South West. Our skippers are considering Burnham on Crouch as our first stop, rather than Queenborough. Golden Mean in fact first entered the water on the Crouch, for her sea trials in 1995 when she was brought down on a trailer with a police escort from Lancashire where she was built.

Grandmajo has come back to join us on our adventure and is down in the bowels of the engine room fitting some bolts with No.1, where apparently it's not so rocky. Uncle William promises to pop in after work tonight - we've discovered there is a river taxi that will bring him along from Blackfriars Bridge right to our pier. I noticed some suited bods wandering down the ramp this morning and wondered where they were heading, then discovered the water taxi service. What fun!Golden Mean from the lock at the harbour Inside Chelsea Harbour No.1 fought valiantly with the bowsprit yesterday. With the help of our neighbour to shoot the pin in at just the right moment.... he emerged from the battle triumphant, so we are now about twelve feet longer. He then had to launch the dinghy to attach the lower cable. Not easy when you're trying to hold yourself in place with one hand and the tide is trying to push you the other way. The drum is fixed on at the end so the furling head sail can be attached later. Uncle Charm and his friend Fi Fi arrive and entertain Port and Starboard before bedtime.

Golden Mean from Kew Bridge

2009-03-22T15:38:00.002Z

Thanks Graham for taking these photos from Kew Bridge. Sorry you couldn't come aboard - the Queen Elizabeth had just painted their decks and didn't want to be used as a pontoon!

Golden Mean from the bank at Teddington lock

2009-03-22T15:34:00.001Z

Thank you Danni for taking these lovely shots of us as we enter the tidal Thames at Teddington.

Who's in charge of this vehicle?

2009-03-22T10:53:00.004Z

Port and Starboard, Chelsea Harbour

Mother's Day

2009-03-22T09:13:00.005Z

Sunday 21st March

Mother's Day dawns at Chelsea with clear blue skies and our neighbour is planting her roof garden. I've been making Port a bacon sarnie and it reminded me of my childhood on our boat in North Norfolk where we'd leave early and eat bacon butties at anchor in Blakeney harbour. I'm obviously subconsciously, if not consciously, re-creating my childhood for my own children.

Port is now standing in the middle of the living room floor feeling the movement and watching his glass boat mobile swaying like it hasn't before. I've noticed both children catching the view out of the portholes with a somewhat surprised look on their faces seeing tall flats - their view has changed dramatically overnight!

No.1 is dangling over the bow attaching lines to the bowsprit, trying not to drop tools and fittings into the depths. The tide is coming in again. Since no officialdom is measuring our length, for a few days at least, we will be able to extend the bowsprit later today.

My mother reminded me that she and my father had looked at houseboats on Chelsea Wharf 40 years ago with a view to buying one to live on when they were based in London. It certainly feels as if we're living out the romantic dream, although I'm still getting used to the boat rocking seriously for the first time. It seems to happen when a fast boat goes past!

2009-03-21T18:51:00.003Z

Moored up alongside a party boat for lunch, near Kew Bridge Passing the entrance to the Grand Union canal at Brentford Somewhere near Twickenham, I think!

Port is still asleep.... but we've arrived at Chelsea Harbour!

Grandmajo, Starboard and No.1

Golden Mean enters tidal waters

2009-03-21T18:49:00.002Z

Golden Mean moored up on Chelsea Harbour Pier The welcome party

Approaching Putney

Gramps and friends on Kew Bridge

Starboard is thoughtful

Hampton Court Starboard's godparents at Teddington

A frosty start

Paul looks happy at the helm

The Great Voyage begins

2009-03-21T18:46:00.005Z

7.30am Saturday 21st March The highlight of our departure at Penton Hook was the appearance of our great friends down the pontoon in their pyjamas to bid us farewell. Not to be daunted by us leaving an hour earlier than we had planned, they made it a very special goodbye. Along with Derek the gatekeeper - whose boat Delguardo lies at the beginning of our pontoon, who always informed us if we'd missed any visitors and of any pertinent gossip in the marina - Ray, Jo, Mattie and Willy then raced across to wave from the yacht opposite Penton Hook Island. Willy's night attire completed with his mother's patent slip-on's!

On a glorious sunny (but frosty) first day of Spring we motored though Chertsey, Shepperton and Sunbury locks (pictured). With Paul taking over at the helm and Max on the bow line, Grandmajo on Port & Starboard duty, the Captain on catering and No.1 on systems and liberal horn blowing, we were a competent crew and reaped the reward of a smooth passage to Chelsea Harbour. The journey time took 6 hours plus an hour's stop alongside the Queen Elizabeth just downstream of Kew Bridge, where we waved to Gramps and friends on the bridge. We had to wait for the river to reopen as it was the Heads of the River boat race, which gave us the perfect opportunity for a spot of lunch. Starboard's godparents waved to us from Teddington Lock and took delivery of the jetwasher they had lent us to prepare GM for the voyage. An energetic friend, decked out in a turquoise scarf so we could spot her, raced along the embankment in Putney, weaving through surprised bystanders trying to keep up and take photos of Golden Mean in amongst the rowing boats. And then there were more friends downstream of the bridge leaping up and down, waving and shouting. It was hard to make them out amidst all the left over revellers from the boat race, but once sighted there was much horn blowing from No.1 on the bow! Both Port and Starboard were fast asleep at this point.

Now snugly inside the pier at Chelsea Harbour, Port has just been admiring the twinkling lights that completely surround us. He is listening to the helicopters en route to Battersea Heliport and the trains over the bridge just upstream. Everyone caught the sunshine on their faces so they are all tired and we are relieved to have made it to our first overnight stop. Sunbury lock

Ableseaman Grandmajo

Paul at the helm

Early morning rowers near Hampton

Max keeps a lookout and thinks about the passage plan for our onward sailing trip...

Mud, mud, glorious mud!

2009-03-19T19:55:00.004Z

A final walk for Magic before he takes some time off boating for a week or two.

Savill Gardens, part of Windsor Great Park Are guide dogs supposed to do this? We delivered Magic to his former puppy walker Gwen today, for a well earned holiday with his friend Morton (a very handsome black flat coated retriever), with whom he had spent several months as a puppy. He was excited to be back at his former home and obviously pleased to see his 'Mum'. He wasted no time in getting into Morton's bed! The crew will miss him on board during The Great Voyage but we know that Magic is in the best place. However sophisticated guide dogs are, they haven't yet trained them to use a flush loo.

Timber!

2009-03-15T20:34:00.002Z

There won't be any Canadian Douglas Fir at the marina next week...Prepare to de-mast, No.1 ! Not only is Port asleep behind this curtain during the winching, but Magic can't be bothered to lend a paw either...

...fortunately, though, our friend Ray can.

Down she comes and watch that aerial!

The time has come to say goodbye

2009-03-05T21:12:00.001Z

With preparations for what we now call ‘The great voyage’, going on a pace there are limited opportunities to reflect on what it will be like to say goodbye to what we have called home for nearly six years. It was the river that brought us here and the river will be the path we leave by. We knew no-one when we came but have made valued friendships, which will continue wherever we should drop anchor. On the day that we cast off our mooring lines at the marina it really will be the end of an era .When we pass through Tide End Town [Teddington] it will be the start of a new one. The familiar staff at Waterloo station that know I wish to catch the Reading train and fast track us through when running late, will be a thing of the past. The bus drivers that know we want to alight outside Gate 2 of the marina might wonder as they pass what happened to that bloke with the guide dog. The seagull that sits on the top of our mast will be disappointed to lose the highest vantage point over the marina. Sandi in the kebab shop, Elaine at the Vet’s, John the Butcher and Maria the hairdresser will all be bade farewell, along with the familiar Chertsey life they represent. As a guide dog user I know the pavements on our routes in intimate detail but know that as time passes those memories will fade, like old student flat telephone numbers. Some memories will remain with me forever. Cliveden where we were married is still the nicest stretch of the river and perhaps one day Starboard will ask me questions like ‘Where was I born?’ and ‘Where did you have your wedding reception?’ Both will require us getting into a dingy to give a full explanation. We have history here, but the time has come to say goodbye. Norfolk will be a new chapter with all sorts of challenges for us. The first of course is to get there. That aspect will be covered in depth on this blog. No.1

Post hibernation awakening

2009-03-04T09:31:00.015Z

Around the middle of February I begin to stare long and hard at the willow trees that enclose the marina, waiting for a bubble of green to appear on their long slender branches. In my mind's eye the buds emerge and the branches are miraculously transformed from bare woolly trailers into a cascading green fountain. In reality this transfiguration does not take place until March gallops in, on whose back ride daffodils, snowdrops, longer evenings and a distinct feeling of relief in the air. It's not only the boating community that are emerging from their Winter hibernation with renewed zest for life, after what has been a long and, dare I say it, particularly cold and damp Winter. On New Year's Eve we moved our boat to the only working tap on the marina and filled up our tanks with fresh water. By Epiphany we were thoroughly iced in as not only the pipes were frozen but also the marina itself. The Great Freeze apparently affected the creative juices too; rendering our blog as silent as Port's virgin footsteps in the deep snow. Strong, silent and determined we gritted our teeth and bore another Winter out and despite the water shortage we enjoyed long wood fire evenings and toasted teacakes, the company of friends, family and hot chocolate. With the surge of energy that the Spring brings, comes our decision to move to waterways new. To the casual observer this might seem like an irrational and somewhat spontaneous reaction to the long Winter, but friends that know us well astutely acknowledged that 'they saw it coming'. One too many trips to Norfolk to visit old haunts and a few Winter evenings on the Net and the Norfolk Broads has became the object of our desire. I long for the wide open skies and far away horizons of my childhood home. Most of the coast is designated an 'area of outstanding natural beauty' and there is indeed a beach for every mood. You can canter along a wide sandy beach (on or off a horse), skim pebbles into rough seas and eat ice-cream on the quay watching the sun set over the marshes listening only to the sound of oyster catchers and the tinkling halyards of the dinghies on the hard. Where old friends welcome us warmly for cups of tea and pieces of homemade cake and there is no reason to leave. For the quiet, the black muddy earth, the cold crisp days, getting stuck behind a tractor and it not mattering. For a corner of the British Isles that has less than average rainfall and is virtually an island; where change comes slowly and the locals go back centuries and are proud of their county, where 'the city' is Norwich and London is the stuff of films. In January we secured a mooring on the Norfolk Broads - our rationale: if it seemed in any way inviting in the Winter months that we would be sure to like it in the Summer - and in the weeks that followed family and friends have been cajoled, bribed and cooked into submission, lending their support with battening TVs and fridges as well as hatches, fitting a new bathroom, signage, paintwork and the like. Our skippers have been arm twisted and float in wait on their own boats at Chelsea Harbour, promising safe passage, electronic charts, handheld plotters and bags of experience. Lest it appear that there in fact be no decision to make regarding the move of our home and our world, let me counter all of the previous ideas with a compelling argument. In the five and a half years we have called the Thames our 'permanent' anchorage, we have had a wedding, two amazing children and acquired a very special black Magic. As our lives became more centered around home and the daily commute became less and less frequent, we began to develop some very special friendships. We (almost) planted an allotment and drank copious amounts of Lavazza out of flasks in just about every playground in the Spelthorne area. We adopted a South African family on another boat and fired homemade rockets over the aforementioned willow trees and did Maths and Handwriting practice in the 'River's End' School at the end of the pontoon. We walked the towpaths and Savill Gardens, collected leaves, feathers and stones and made collages out of them. We spent Port's 2nd birthday at a ploughing match with the toddlers in seventh heaven and the babies looking on. We gained two very special little boys as godsons who we know will continue to be part of our lives and adventures. The Thames valley has been kind to us but now it's time for this crew to be Swallows and Amazons for a while. No doubt I'll be scrutinizing the willows for buds in the Waveney Valley next Spring, but first we have an epic voyage to undertake. The Captain

Memories of a special day

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The wedding cake The newly weds arrive on the Cliveden Reach

Sixteenth of July Two Thousand and Five

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. Outside Cookham church with Granny Partridge and my bridesmaid Isobel. Wedding guests wait on the towpath for a lift over to the island. The parties continued for several days. The newly married couple take the plunge, supported by a few friends...

Early morning commute from Cliveden

2008-09-16T21:02:00.001+01:00

Messing about in boats

2008-09-16T13:38:00.007+01:00

"There's nothing half so much worth doing," says Ratty to Moley in The Wind in the Willows, "as simply messing about in boats." Amen to that, rat. Because it might be 100 years since Kenneth Grahame published his children's tale about shifting seasons by the Thames, but England's most famous river is still charming visitors, as it has seduced writers such as Grahame for centuries. In Jerome K Jerome's famous travelogue, Three Men in a Boat, three upper-class layabouts row a skiff upriver from Kingston to Oxford, and between depictions of watery mishaps and disputations on modern Victorian life, Jerome finds time for lush descriptions of this dreamiest English spot. Cliveden, Jerome says, is where to go for "deep peace". Cliveden is famously known as the location for the 'Profumo Affair' - scandalous relations between Christine Keeler and the politician John Profumo in the 60's. Now a sumptuous hotel you can stay in Nancy Astor's 'country retreat' for around £300 per night - what a bargain! Although the house and gardens are imposing and impressive and make an interesting visit (you don't have to sleep over, you can go for the day and just pay the National Trust car parking attendant £7.50 for a family ticket) I prefer the extensive woodlands, the boathouse and the three small islands that you can just about make out far below the statue at the end of the formal gardens.

'Our' island is the first island you find nestling at the foothills of the Chilterns between Boulter's and Cookham locks if you approach by boat, as we did on Golden Mean in the October of 2003. It was our first trip up river having moved onto the boat the previous Summer. As we left the lock cut behind and the river opened out into the wider stretch known as the Cliveden Reach, the Autumnal colours of the trees that grow up the high chalk cliffs on the Cliveden side were spectacularly reflected in the evening sunlight, which skims across the backs of the horses in the fields by White Place Farm and warms dog walkers and cyclists on the tow path. This is in fact the West bank of the river as the Thames collides with the edge of the Chilterns and it's Easterly passage is diverted South. The sunset is last to fade at the very top of the Cliveden bank, where the trees remain bathed in light long after the island's nautical revelers are in shadow, putting on an extra jumper or extinguishing the BBQ and turning in for the night.

Having spent some weeks on the reach, a wedding reception and two baptisms we have still to find a mooring that we like better. We have history here, like so many other boaters (not to mention Jerome K. Jerome and Kenneth Grahame). We have tramped the woodland in search of logs and roasted sausages on an open fire (that's artistic licence for disposable BBQ since open fires are not permitted by the National Trust). We have returned from a day at work to find our dinghy has broken free from that particular tree root and we are stranded on the wrong side of the river, only to recover the dinghy the next day from the downstream side of the lock. We have swum in the river, as have many of our friends and families following our wedding at Cookham church where we departed to a medley of nautical themes on the organ which culminated in 'Messing about on the river'. We have gone aground around the back of the island, aptly named 'Slow Grove' and had to winch ourselves off by tying a rope onto a tree using the dinghy. Our first dinghy died on Slow Grove after I put my foot through the floor. We have commuted from Cliveden and seen cygnets appear through the early morning mist as we row across, not wanting to leave the electric outboard in the dinghy. We have begun to wonder if the dapper hired hands who captain the slipper launches out of the Cliveden boathouse have incorporated Golden Mean into their daily spiel, as they glide silently up and down the reach with their over dressed punters supping champagne in the bow.

At our wedding reception we were blessed with blue skies and a glorious sun all day. At Port's baptism we had one heavy shower which drenched the latecomers as they were rowed across from the towpath. Third time lucky, Starboard's baptism was pretty much a wash out in terms of the weather, but fortunately we were all able to shelter inside Golden Mean - with the exception of Great Uncle Stuart who dined in the hire boat which was moored alongside. Our decision to go ahead with the island baptisms was based on our conviction that the island is our spiritual home and has a truly magical quality whatever the weather. (And it could be argued that a storm is more memorable than a sunny day!) Just bring your wellies.

I discovered recently that other boating families feel just as passionate about the Cliveden Reach. We are not the only family to have claimed the island as 'ours'. To know that others besides Ratty and Moley have picnicked on the grass, rowed the reach, watched the sun go down beyond the Wild Woods, just makes it all the more special. There's nothing better than messing about on the river.

The Captain

To read more on Cliveden:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/main.jhtml?xml=/travel/exclusions/Supplements/essentialengland/nosplit/thames.xml

Smiley girl

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Starboard keeping snug with Daddy

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No.1 with Port (Ship's Boy)

2008-09-16T13:20:00.002+01:00

Do blind people look like Labradors?

2008-09-14T18:54:00.002+01:00

It has been widely observed that dogs and their owners often have similarities. On a recent walk we noticed a whiskery orange coloured terrier trotting beside it’s equally whiskery and red haired owner. I asked the Captain if I looked like Magic - which was really fishing for compliments as Magic is a very handsome dog - but I was duly disappointed. Fitting in is definitely a desire that humans aim to achieve. Observe the group dynamics at a football match. It would be ill-advised to be supporting Celtic in the Rangers part of the stadium. This is an extreme example but this desire extends right down to what might be considered trivia. A young man being questioned in court was asked if he had been drinking that night. He replied that he had been eating fish - and so would have been drinking white wine! Such is the desire to be socially acceptable. As a disabled person being different could leave me out in the cold if Darwinian evolution was allowed to take place in the human world. Fortunately for me this is not the case. This is largely due to the highly vocal and organised disabled lobby groups. When an ill informed footballer publicly announced that disability was a punishment metered out on account of one's deceased relatives there was uproar, and rightly so. When I turn up at a restaurant with Magic I’m normally met with people bending over backwards to help. If I encounter resistance I’ve been provided with a card which details the proprietor to telephone the Guide Dogs Association, no doubt to be informed about the Disability Discrimination Act and how it relates to guide dogs. In the Chinese Paralympics, a basketball player joked that the Chinese were over helpful. He said that on arrival at the hotel he was swamped by helpers. There was one assistant for each spoke of his wheelchair, one to hold his dreadlocks, and another to tie his shoelaces. This sort of unsolicited “help” is seen in the West as patronising. On London Underground the staff are carefully trained to ask if someone needs assistance and not to appear rejected if that help is not required. What is being built up here is a social etiquette surrounding disability. These efforts are not seen as 'chippy' or defensive. The disabled are simply demanding to be treated in a respectful, considerate and non patronising way. Thanks to their progress I’ve never been asked about the negative side of my children having a blind father or whether it might be a better idea not to have children at all in case they inherit the same eye condition. There are certain attitudes and questions that are naturally offensive to people that live on boats. When someone who has never lived on a boat describes our life as ridiculous, unsustainable or in some way detrimental to our children, they should expect a response. We have decided that to jump down someone’s throat for asking an ill-informed question is inappropriate and not our style. However, a non personally directed blog can tackle these issues in a way we feel can educate the ill-informed, confront prejudices and support other live aboard families . No. 1

Education in the field

2008-09-07T10:34:00.009+01:00

'David Attenborough' and his best friend do Science - examining slugs in the marina after a rainstorm. On Port's birthday we visited a local ploughing competition and the boys learned how to plough straight furrow - well, almost!

Space - the final frontier!

2008-08-18T15:27:00.003+01:00

The Captain's last blog entry 'Beauty in the eye of the beholder' might leave you wondering; where are the critics? Well, you won't find them commenting on the blog . They voiced their views verbally, describing at least one part of one article as negative. Another person described the whole blog as 'bitter' which seems to me like a bit of an overreaction, but it did provide me food for thought and the result is this article. I've little doubt that the heat was created in reaction to the space issues raised in the 'Five little ducks go swimming one day' article. So allow me to shine some light on the final frontier: SPACE! Every parent that I have met so far generally holds the belief that when children come along then lack of space becomes a problem. Nearly all the mums in our NCT group were either extending or buying bigger houses as the arrival of their first baby drew nearer. I don't think that it is controversial to suggest that this belief is widely held and pretty ingrained in Western culture. It is therefore unsurprising that a mother who holds the exact opposite view will receive, at the very least, a few raised eyebrows. Holding onto this belief becomes more important the more one thinks about it. Think of the money we would have saved and the sacrifices that we need not have endured if this was true. The safest course of action is to reject the notion as crackpot. The logical next step is to suggest that the Captain would adopt a different view if she had the means. Take it from me, the Captain is no crackpot and she does have the means. Her truth is eloquently described in her article and is a legitimate point of view based on five years of experience. It's not for everyone as we are all unique, but to suggest that bigger is the only direction to go when it comes to children is not necessarily so. No. 1

Our spiritual home

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Golden Mean is moored on a small National Trust island near Cookham for the baptism of our daughter in August 2008.

Some last minute adjustments to the rigging

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Whilst this was going on we were moored outside a pub on the Thames, overflowing with drinkers who were all very interested in this spectacle!

All hands on deck the first time we lifted the gaff

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Under sail on the Thames

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Beauty in the eye of the beholder

2008-08-17T21:48:00.006+01:00

I took this picture during one the first evenings we spent on Golden Mean, at the time when our dining room was permanently al fresco and the Concorde fly by a daily ritual. Like many others I found the very essence of this unique aircraft inspiring and uplifting and I miss her presence. Yet I have heard others complain that the noise was irritating and the concept vulgar. The advent of our blog has also brought to light some disparity of opinion about the motivation behind our musings. Some find it hard to understand why we choose to express ourselves in this way and find the style raw and our purpose unclear. Others have told us that they have been moved, educated and inspired by the insights into our lives. Margaret Thatcher once said that no-one does anything worthwhile in this life, for which they are not criticised. As I hear the reactions of friends, family and strangers to our blog my own feelings fluctuate. I cannot, as much as I would like to, profess to be unaffected by the opinions of others. There have been moments of doubt and uncertainty about how much or little of our thoughts and experiences to share. There is an element of vulnerability about sharing one's own feelings and experiences with anyone who chooses to log on and perhaps this makes those closer to us feel uncomfortable? This may be why some bloggers choose to keep their anonymity. Fortunately the overriding emotion when I publish an article is not one of doubt but of clarity and conviction about who we are and the life we are living. I have always found the written word a powerful means of expression. With fiction one can be creative but with an autobiographical text it's a slalom between between being truthful and yet entertaining. We are each finding our own voices, and developing individual styles which are inevitably open to criticism by the reader. My father, who was a watercolour artist, was once asked in an interview if he had to walk for miles before he found an empty piece of beach to paint; his seascapes typically miles of nothing with the odd bait digger or dog walker against a moody sky. He replied that this was not necessary, painting the way he did, because if there were tourists there he simply 'didn't put them in'. His paintings were impressions of the world that he saw, or wanted to see. He did not paint on location but customers were always eager for him to confirm; "That's Morston quay/Blakeney point/Cley Mill, isn't it?" His reply; "If that's where you want it to be, then it is." The view of Concorde as seen from Golden Mean is one that will probably not be seen again. One of the things I most enjoy about living on a boat is the freedom to change our view when we so desire. I mean this in the literal sense as well as the metaphorical. Although the inside is the same, the outlook is completely different when we moor in a different place and even if you don't look out of the portholes you can get a sense that you're somewhere else. The light changes. And it is the light in which we view something which colours our judgement about it. Provided we speak our own truth with integrity and sensitivity we have nothing to fear from others' opinions. I invite you to describe the colours as you see them. The Captain

Five little ducks went swimming one day

2008-07-10T17:57:00.018+01:00

If I convinced you in an earlier article that living aboard does not necessitate huddling together under one duvet with chattering teeth during the Winter months (each to his own, of course) I must continue with my campaign and assuage any doubts you may harbour regarding our children's safety. I have my own doubts about how 'safe' it is to feature them on the internet though, so I shall hereby refer to them as Port and Starboard.

When I announced to my NCT group that I was expecting a second baby, someone said "Where are you going to put it?!" A friend of a friend asked, "I hope you have plenty of climbing space?" This always makes me chuckle when I see Port climbing up the saloon wall behind the sofa hanging onto the sturdy curtain rail to wave at friends arriving and departing, his smiley face framed by the porthole. He can see all the way to the end of the pontoon through that porthole. There's nothing like a moat and drawbridge between one and one's visitors.

The two main concerns that our friends and acquaintances are quick to express are the obvious lack of space and their fears for our children's safety. I must admit I find the second concern slightly insulting. Do they really think that our brains are so pickled with rum that we aren't aware of the risks of living on or near water? I would argue that we are more aware of the environmental hazards around us than the average parent when they open their front door onto the road or send their children out to play in a garden full of natural disasters waiting to happen. So I point out the obvious - that our son (Port), nearly 2, and daughter (Starboard), nearly 3 months, are not allowed on deck on their own. That's all there is to it. The deck is not a playground and our children don't see it as such. Of course they need and receive help getting on and off the boat and as they grow up I suspect it will be their eager land lubbering friends who will need to be reminded of the strict boundaries and the important role of the life jacket. It's all about awareness. Ours and theirs.

Once inside the boat, Golden Mean is in fact very 'child friendly'. She is a sailing barge and you don't want precious trinkets falling off shelves onto your head when you put in a last minute jibe. You also don't want the cooker or the wood burning stove to slide across the room and pin you against the gas locker, so they are fixed to the floor as well. Your under-the-kitchen-sink cupboards containing the hazardous substances used to rid your kettle of scale and your drains of mouldy remains have those little fiddly locks built in, which require a level of fine motor skills that Port is far from acquiring. Even I struggle after a glass or too of wine. Vittles, glasses, crockery (it's Wedgewood 'Flying Cloud' with tall ships that magically sail across your plate when you've eaten up all your supper) and even CDs and books all have their own batten able hatches to hide behind. Even the most persistent toddler would have difficulty accessing them. Our beds are enclosed on three sides so you can only fall out of one. Nobody has, yet.

You get the picture, I don't want to labour the point.

So let's attack the space issue. This is a biggy, a topic for many a lively dinner party debate. I would challenge anyone who says that living in a big space with several floors is in any way practical, pleasurable or relaxing with two small children. For one thing the efficiency of the boat layout means you have everything to hand. I can cook whilst watching my children play. I can change Starboard's nappy in the bedroom without lifting a single stair gate, transversing floors to retrieve the forgotten Sudocrem and leaving the baby unattended whilst I go to another room and wash my hands.

Port and Starboard have a paddling pool. On a hot day it goes in the cockpit which is up a few steps from our living quarters. It's under canvas so shady when hot and I can keep an eye on them splashing from the kitchen or living room. This weekend Port went in the paddling pool during a huge rainstorm. I don't think he noticed. A friend once asked when we were going to our 'cottage in the country?' When we do fancy a change of scene there are no suitcases to pack, we just untie and take our efficient living space with us. If you have children I think you will appreciate the small luxuries that I describe. Simply keeping everybody clean, fed and entertained can become one huge practical nightmare if you aren't equipped for it.

Even if you swallowed all this, I know some of you might be thinking that's all very well but aren't you living on top of each other? I could (and might) write another article about living in a small space, but I will just summarise for now by saying that we simply enjoy eachother's company. We have all that we need to live comfortably, personally I would say luxuriously but that's a matter of opinion. When our families and friends come we spend quality time together; eating, talking, just being. And they keep coming. There is a special kind of interaction that I do believe is unique to the boat. Port and Starboard will be a part of a family dynamic in way that just wouldn't exist if they disappeared into a playroom all day to stare at a PS whatever. They won't be 'deprived' of TV and the Internet. But I'll be able to see what they're looking at whilst making the coffee.

I hope they will learn tolerance and understanding from sharing a small space with the people closest to them. When they grow up they'll be able to decide for themselves what kind of environment they want to live in, but I can say with all my heart that I don't think we could give them a more inspiring and magical beginning than growing up on Golden Mean.

The Captain

Not a marquee in sight

2008-06-30T19:57:00.002+01:00

Golden Mean and the marriage are blessed during our island wedding reception.

Tell me the spec

2008-06-30T19:20:00.004+01:00

Golden mean is a fifty foot, twin engined gaff rigged steel sailing boat. She is the perfect hybrid between sea going yacht and luxury inland waterways barge. Her mast can be lowered without any external assistance and the internally housed lee boards raised -allowing for free transit in water depths of just three feet. With the mast completely down the air draft is a sleek six foot six. These features make her as at home in a waist deep back water as she is surfing down the front of an Atlantic roller in a force eight gale. Her powerful 4.1 litre Ford sabre Diesel engines give her a top speed of 11 knots but can be run in opposite directions for slow and precise manoeuvrability in locks and marinas. Her chined hull lessens the spray into the cockpit at sea but her flat bottom offers maximum accommodation and fresh water capacity inside. She can be safely beached resting comfortably on her twin skegs and flat bottom without any concern of rolling over as the tide recedes. The interior is finished in ash with teak trim throughout. The double glazed portholes and large roof hatches provide a light and elegant feel so often lacking in other boat designs. Golden Mean's well equipped galley has a full size gas cooker, microwave, fridge and washing machine. Sleeping accommodation comprises of a triple cabin forward and a double on the port side. The saloon can be converted to provide two further comfortable beds and lastly the covered cockpit can accommodate two more, making a maximum total of nine. Her tender is also a versatile vessel made from a rugged plastic making it virtually indestructible. This is surrounded by a polyurethane rubber tube radically reducing the likelihood of capsize. She can be raised easily on davits when not in use or gaffed aboard to lessen overall length in marinas. She has a silent electric outboard motor but can also be rowed. Lastly she can be converted to a sailing dingy with a battened performance main sail. Technical information: Overall length: 50 feet Beam: 13 feet 4 inches Weight: 24 tonnes light 27 tonnes heavy Ballast: 4 tonnes of lead ingots Plate steel thickness: Hull 6mm Superstructure 4 mm Sleeping capacity: 5 plus 4 Water holding capacity: 3000 litres Fuel capacity: 1000 litres Water Draft: 9 feet reducing to 2 feet 10 inches Air draft: 60 feet reducing to 6 feet 6 inches. Rig: Gaff main and stay sail plus furling head sail from bow sprit. Also square sail. Sail area: 1150 square feet Winches: 2 hydraulic, 7 self tailing Andersen type and 4 basic type. Anchors; two plough anchors with 180 feet of heavy chain raised hydraulically with manual override. Engines 2X 4.1 Ford Sabre naturally aspirated diesel engines total power 140,000 watts at 2600 RPM via 2:1 reduction gearboxes to two 22 inch three bladed contra rotating bronze propellers. Top speed 11 knots Navigation equipment: GPS, depth sounder, Nav weather forecasting and VHF radio. Generator water cooled and cocooned 240 Volt AC 4.5 KW output, manufactured by Panda Fischer Inverter: 24 Volt to mains with a 1KW output Water and central heating by 5 KW Eberspacher Diesel water heater to radiators throughout with thermostatic radiator valves fitted on each. Hot water and heating can also be provided by 750 Watt immersion heater and a heat exchanger fitted to the Starboard engine. Lastly a 5 KW wood burning stove. Battery charging at 40 amps or 10 Amps for 24 volt batteries and 20 Amps for 12 volt battery. Steering is manual hydraulic with emergency manual override. Incoming 240 Volt shore power via isolation transformer at 16 Amps Written by No.1

To float or not to float?

2008-06-30T18:51:00.003+01:00

As we parted company from the A320 a couple of miles South of Staines, we took our first glimpse of the willow flanked lake which was to become home. It felt as though even the Volvo estate we were travelling in breathed a sigh of relief at the escape from the hustle of the Monday morning commuter traffic and the bustle of over exuberant teenagers destined for a day’s stomach lurching at Thorpe Park. Our driver John Currer – the nautical equivalent to an estate agent – warned us; “It’s not everyone’s cup of tea.” Not a great sales pitch, but like most things associated with boats or boating, the pace is slower and the people more chilled out. John was referring to nearly thirty tonnes of painted steel and a considerable portion of a Canadian Douglas fir tree. Golden Mean was – and still is - moored on the hammer head; that is across the end of the T shaped pontoon. The view across the water from her cockpit, now our dining room, is rivalled by the view as you enter the marina where, if you look between two gleaming white cruisers out into the middle of the lake, you will see our mast standing proud. All the more so for the attention it received last Summer. If you tune in to the boating vibe straight away and stop and take in the scene for a moment, you might spot a female swan followed by six cygnets with dad bringing up the rear and checking stragglers. If it’s early May you will see swallows skimming the rooves of boats to dip and pick up insects s from the water’s surface or pied wagtails darting along the pontoon in search of spiders. You might notice that the seven starboard portholes decrease in size from the stern to the bow. A stroke of genius from the designers. If you visit one evening during advent you cannot fail to miss our Christmas lights which run up the two side shrouds and reach nearly to the top of the mast, creating a luminous triangle which reflects in the water. In all honesty the Currers can never have been convinced until the moment of purchase that we were seriously interested in buying Golden Mean. Having been for sale for nearly a year she was probably what lot of would be liveaboards weren’t looking for. Certainly not a young man who can’t see and his girlfriend. They were reluctant to even send us the details when I confessed we did not yet have a residential mooring to put her on. I have often been chastised by No.1 for nearly not reading out the advertisement in Waterways World magazine. My justification that GM was too small and too much a sailing barge to be a comfortable home. We were looking for something longer; a widebeam cruiser (like two narrowboats side by side), without all that ropes and rigging to complicate our life. Something with pot plants on the roof and caravan windows. Then of course there was the niggling worry that my husband might actually want us to SAIL her. We had seen such craft at an inland waterways boat show where the idea of living on a boat first took hold. At that stage I was quite simply encouraging my boyfriend with his surprising consent to ditch our respective flatshares and move in together. If he wanted to do this in a boat – who was I to argue? It sounded fun and the alternativeness of it appealed to me. We had both flirted with dinghy sailing and I had been dragged along on friend’s boats but I can’t say a real passion for boating had showed itself at this point in my life. As we supped our flasked coffee en route to the boat show in Lincolnshire I frankly wondered what the hell I was doing. The week before No.1 had suffered a major setback in his plan to lure me onto the river, as it were. We had visited a friend of his on a narrow boat on the Regent’s Canal in North London. The graffiti on the walls of the buildings on the other side of the canal and the badly maintained walkways that could hardly be described as pontoons did nothing to enhance my rapidly forming opinion that living on a boat was indeed cramped, damp and smelly. The idea that my darling No.1 would be tap tapping his way with his white stick over a few rickety planks during the twilight to this heap of floating junk left me cold. On top of that his friend’s boiler system had broken down, she was literally up to her armpits in grease and oil in her cold and rocky little boat and didn’t even invite us in for a cup of tea. You must be mad, No.1! Fortunately there was little chink in my armour and we got to the boat show and No.1 renewed my enthusiasm by showing me a wide, light, comfortable and brand spanking new widebeam barge, that didn’t rock when you got on it and offered more than respectable passing space in the corridor. Instantly my nesting instinct kicked in and I began to really understand the attraction of this floating home. The barge lacked nothing in terms of home comforts and was just about affordable. We had not yet found a widebeam barge for sale of around 60 feet in length when I nearly skimmed over the ad for Golden Mean. Fifty feet long and although the roof was flat enough for pot plants it was covered in sailing gear. As someone in a lock once shouted out, “You’ve got your firewood with you then!” Despite my reservations, my conscience got the better of me and I read out the ad. I remember we were sitting in St. James’s Park eating grapes and listening to Big Ben. I had been for a job interview in Trafalgar square and then traipsed to four different newsagents in uncomfortable shoes trying find a copy of Waterways World which allegedly held all the best advertisements for residential craft for sale. It’s no coincidence that the etymology of ‘Golden Mean’ is all to do with proportion, balance and compromise (as well as all sorts of complicated mathematical sequences). For us, she is the perfect compromise between comfortable living and practical boating. Big enough to house our now increased family of four and a dog and small enough for me to manoeuvre through locks and low bridges on the Thames. We didn’t look at any other boats because as soon as we saw Golden Mean we knew she most definitely was our cup of tea. When I was musing how to start this article I told No.1 the title and he asked me if I was writing about why we decided to live on a boat or why we have stayed on it. The latter should probably be portrayed in another article but in order to conclude this I will try to summarise briefly, which is difficult when there is so much to say. We have lived on board for five years and every time we walk down the pontoon it feels like we are setting off on holiday. I have heard other liveaboards say the same. Some people liken it to the close-to-nature feel of camping (if you like camping) but with boating you take all the comforts of home with you too. The cygnets, swallows and pied wagtails appear every year and sometimes the ducks come onto the boat to feed by hand. I love the sound of the geese at dusk and dawn. Whenever we want a different view we can up anchor and moor on an island, a towpath or in town. We had Christmas lunch for ten on board with all the trimmings. And we cruised down the river for it. I will never forget the looks of the post-lunch walkers on the towpath when they passed us at 3pm and we were all standing around the table in the cockpit for the queen’s speech. We have spent weeks on islands in the middle of the Thames including our wedding reception and our children’s baptisms. We regularly swim in the river and the boat is our diving board. On my birthday one November we headed to a local pub on the river a couple of miles upstream in the dark and freezing fog. There was ice on the walkway before we left. We picked up a friend and his aging mother via dinghy on the way and we had to anchor in the middle of the river waiting whilst our friend finished his bath. It was so dark and so foggy I couldn’t see the end of the lock. We had several family members and friends on board, the hearty were on the bow looking out and the rest downstairs with the wood burning stove roaring. When our children are old enough to crew we will take our home through the canals of France and into the Med and we consider this true freedom. Our everyday lives are extraordinary and memorable and this is why we stay on a boat.

The Captain

Sails and spiders

2008-06-26T21:01:00.006+01:00

Way back then when we were still finding secret compartments under the floor and enchantment at the back of the wardrobe, we discovered a leak. Being the experienced seadogs our neighbours at the marina are, and given that we share a tap located outside their saloon window, they had noted the frequency with which we communed with the hose and had privately asked one another;

"Are they filling the boat?"

(The hull as opposed to the water tanks).

As it happens we were. We spent an aggravated weekend trying to pull 1150 square feet of sodden canvas (our mainsail) out through a small gap under the floorboards in the saloon. This is not an activity that you will find listed on my 'Top 10 fun activities to do on a boat' posting.

The same neighbour later remarked that spiders are the sign of a dry boat. This being a sore point at the time. Pied wagtails eat spiders. You will understand why we were pleased to welcome this one as a regular visitor.

The Captain

Life with Magic

2008-06-26T19:51:00.002+01:00

Having extolled the virtues of the white stick I promptly disposed of it and got a dog. The way I describe that move makes it sound quick and simple. Nothing could be further from the truth. In the time it took between filling out the first form and getting the dog we managed to produce two children. Getting a guide dog takes an extraordinarily long time but on the 6th of November 2007 we finally got to meet Magic, a black lab retriever cross aged 18 months. The first thing he did was sit on my lap - much to the horror of the trainer - and he has been a lap dog ever since. Having met him for the first time I promptly had to say goodbye whilst preparations were made for the two week residential training course where I would learn with three others how to use a guide dog. The slightly annoying perception is that us blind people hang on the handle and the dog finds his way to what ever destination we whisper in his ear at the start of the journey. The Brits love animals and they especially love the idea of a magic dog that can sort out travel arrangements and take in the tube map at a glance. I’ve even been asked how they teach a dog to read signs! If you are one of those that foster Disney type animal fantasies then stop reading now as they are about to be destroyed. The truth is that Magic wouldn’t get down the pontoon on his own before being distracted by goose poo and the ducklings. I wouldn’t get very far either but together we make an excellent team. Getting that partnership to work well is the aim of the training course and all trips ever after. It was a rollercoaster ride for everyone and there were a few tears shed along the way. For the families it’s a big change too. Getting the dog is similar to seeing the white stick in use for the first time with all the stigmas and connotations that go with it. Seeing a member of your family with a harnessed up guide dog can be quite a shock which undoubtedly takes time to adjust to. The fact that there is a cute dog on the end does help - a dynamic that the stick lacks - but there is no getting away from the realisation that one has started down the road of the “really blind.” Residual sight can be a problem when using a guide dog as there is a tendency to override the dog's responsibilities which basically consists of avoiding obstacles whilst working to the next kerb. The decisions about when to cross the road and where we are going remain down to me so no, the dog does not go when the green man flashes. I was once asked, do you trust Magic completely?” My answer was “No.” I do trust him but in a realistic way. He is still a dog and can be distracted at any time by a multitude of things and it’s knowing what to do with limited information that’s the real skill in using a dog. He may be taking an alternative route to avoid roadworks that have sprung up overnight or he might be swerving to grab that banana skin that someone has left on the pavement. Being able to tell the difference takes time but is certainly achievable. Avoiding obstacles is not to be made light of though and the dog does it so much better than a stick. A dog will weave through the crowds on Oxford street in a way that is unimaginable with a stick and far better than a human guide. Working from point to point across a wide open space such as a field or station concourse is made fluid and a pleasure rather than a frustrating battle. At home Magic is a wonderful dog to have around and has readily taken to life aboard, soaking up the sun in the cockpit or sitting right up at the bow as we travel up river with the wind blowing his ears out like two little wings. He was chosen as a dog that wouldn’t be distracted by the abundant bird life we enjoy here . We interrupted two swans mating right in the middle of our path and he hardly checked his speed. The swans on the other hand issued forth hisses like steam escaping from a boiler ready to explode and scrambled down the bank into the water. We recently noticed the same pair with six little cygnets. So, life goes on with magic for us and it seems so for the swans as well. T

Good to see you

2008-06-26T14:19:00.001+01:00

Since moving to London I have become aware of a commonly voiced viewpoint amongst Londoners viewing themselves as a pretty unfriendly and generally miserable lot (especially in the mornings on the tube). However my experience is somewhat different. What, you may ask could, possibly make me think of the commuting public as anything other than at best a tolerable inconvenience and at worst a hostile mob intent on making my life a misery? Four interlocking pieces of aluminium held together by a piece of elastic running through their senders and spray painted white. A symbol cane used by the visually impaired. That is the difference, and what a difference it is. I never cease to be amazed at the generosity and depth of feeling this stick seems to invoke. At the age of 21 I was diagnosed with Retinitous Pigmentosa; a degenerative eye disease. I was looking down a road outside my university hall of residence, at a girl in fact, when a red Ford Fiesta drove by. I was more interested in the female than the Ford and so kept my gaze fixed. As the car drove down the hill it seemed to disappear. At this point I would normally have shifted my vision and relocated the car and as such thought no more of it, however in this case the girl retained my attention. Less than a second later the car climbing the hill further on came back into view. I turned to my friend who was also looking at this fantastically beautiful girl, “Dave, did you see that car?” “What are you talking about?” he said, looking at me incredulously. The girl by this point was disappearing out of sight. “You saw the girl?” “Yes, of course I did.” I explained that as I was looking at her the car came by, went down the hill, sort of vanished and then came back into view up the other side. I then asked, “Does this ever happen to you?” I will never forget the moment as he turned to me and said, “That’s not normal; you should get that checked out.” As they say, the rest is history. I am sometimes asked, if there was a button that could be pressed in order to restore my sight, would I push it? The motivations for asking such a question I find interesting. Somewhere along the line doubt has been introduced. Perhaps it is an ungraspable carrot dangled in order to test my conviction and reassure them that that disability is doable, or not. It’s a win win situation for the physiologically normal questioner. When I answer this type of question in the negative, I experience a sense that I am performing some kind of public service. The anxieties experienced by people regarding disability seem akin to fears regarding our own mortality. It’s as if I have in some way partially died and as such am in a position to provide reassurance. Sometimes I’m not interested in entering into this intellectual web and simply wish to carry on with life as normal. And there we have it again, that word; normal. The simple truth is that there is no normal. Attempts to kid oneself that one has a right to certain expectations in life will invariably but ultimately lead to disappointment. Be it retention of the present or expectations of the future, both are subject to change -however uncomfortable this makes one feel - but the resulting realities are completely valid and totally legitimate. So long live abnormality, it’s a truly liberating insight, to have the confidence to accept oneself as we find ourselves and allow others to do the same. This sort of mutual respect is, I believe, based on genuine love and is an appropriate way to commune with others. This attitude is ultimately based on a conviction that I am no better than anyone else. This may be interpreted by the cynic as an optimistic yet unconvincing way of saying that I as a disabled person am no worse than anyone else. This sort of response is understandably very common. How many times I have heard my life being referred to as a tragedy, or simply overheard the heart felt comment, “…that’s just so sad.” I’m not suggesting that blindness is some kind of party that everyone should attend but I do challenge the assumption that it should be viewed entirely negatively. The white stick seems to be the ultimate ice breaker. Let me describe a real interaction. I choose this one as it is fairly typical whilst remaining entertaining. I was waiting for a tram (yes we do have trams these days), at Merton Park Tram stop. As I walked onto the platform I noticed a woman on her own. It was just starting to get dark on an Autumnal evening in November. I continued to walk towards her aware that she would have by this time have noticed the stick and be telling herself that this bloke walking towards her is not a threat and in fact may be in need of assistance. I sat down next to her. I breathed in, sat back and prepared myself for a wait. How long I did not know and as I wasn’t in a rush I didn’t much care. She touched my arm as if to maximise her chances of making contact with this unknown quantity, “The next tram is in four minutes,” she said nervously. “Thanks,” I said appreciatively, turning to her and giving her a smile. “How’s your day been?” And then we were off. She had had a fairly awful day. She seemed fairly confused about the way life was panning out for her. She seemed to be questioning the validity of her limited interaction with the world and whether she should feel bad not being particularly interested in geo politics or anything else outside of her immediate life. My response was characteristically affirmative explaining that a disinterest in politics did not mean that she was of less value than anyone else and that concern regarding her family and immediate environment was indeed commendable. The tram then arrived and this conversation continued for the next four stops. As we pulled in she said “This is where I normally get off.” As the doors opened she turned to go but hesitated. She turned back, approached me again and gave me a big kiss, then skipped off into the darkening gloom. 1st Officer

Is it cold in the Winter?

2008-06-24T13:35:00.008+01:00

Frequently asked questions. The title for another posting, perhaps? Anyone that's made a life choice outside of the norm will have mentally compiled answers to questions ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous. Very rarely do we get an original question. Our answers are tempered by our temper. If we are in a good mental space we try to be polite. Sometimes our family tell us we are chippy, but they probably don't see so much of the polite. Privately, we discuss possible - and convincing - answers to these questions but I suspect these well formulated answers are more likely to appear on this blog than pop out of my mouth when I'm being barraged.

I was once asked, "Is it windy in your boat?" that was an extreme. The poser of the question was Irish, I've never been to Ireland and she has never been on our boat. Perhaps Ireland is particularly windy? Since we live on a sailing barge it's quite useful if there is wind OUTSIDE the boat. It can also be pleasant to have a cool breeze wafting through the saloon on a hot Summer's day. Easily achieved by opening one of our roof hatches (sky-lights, you land lubbers). Or the door.

The most popular question we get asked, is "Is it cold in the Winter?". I wish I had the courage to ask if your house is cold in the Winter, but as I said I generally try to be polite. Despite global warming's best attempts at warming up our island, after five years living on a sailing barge in the UK I think I would have weighed anchor and set myself adrift from the live aboard scene by now if we didn't have central heating.

A bit like when I was pregnant people kept saying "Do you know what you're having?". Since we did but we weren't telling (as my Mum put it) we were perhaps a little defensive but I think I only once let slip "a baby".

I do have some sympathy for the askers of these frequent questions though. We had a boat on our pontoon a few years ago that we called 'the pirate ship'. It was an ancient sailing barge that had had it's steel hull re-covered by another hull a few years ago because it was in such bad repair. Inside was cramped, damp, smelly and lacking in any home comforts. The woodwork was mouldy and dark. You couldn't go to the loo without first entering and exiting the foreward cabin and you certainly couldn't pass in the corridor even if you were on intimate terms.

Happily, our ship is none of these things but I forgive you asking the sublime and even the ridiculous questions. I hope this blog will go some way to inspire and inform you of the unquestionable delights (and disasters) of a family of five (including the dog) living on board.

We also have a woodburning stove. It can sometimes be too hot in the Winter.

The Captain